deluminator:

my brother just walked in here with a bunch of pancakes and was like ‘wow this is a whole lot of pancakes’ and then he closed his eyes and whispered to himself ‘but i am a whole lot of man’

stagbeetleloveit:

I’m fucking crying

(Source: grindlebone)

methdragon:

the straight agenda

  • nike
  • "how do lesbians have sex"
  • bad facial hair
  • weed socks
  • "IM NOT GAY!!!!"
  • comparing their relationship to romeo and juliet

(Source: dxggies)

slayboybunny:

sometimes my emotion is just the word “fuckign” 

[upbeat] Ann Perkins!

slentando:

I’m in love with this girl. She’s gorgeous, smart, talented, funny as hell, and totally badass. That girl is me.

Note to self

blueklectic:

If someone is pushing you away then don’t fight it.

If they don’t want you in their life then LEAVE.

It is most likely their loss anyway and better overall for your health.

chillona:

sailorstoner:

purifi3dd:

keep-0n-blazing:

promethprincess:

lmfao

Ohmygod..hahahahahahahah

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

how dare u

I fucking hate y’all

(Source: imbluedean)

thebookofvance:

fuckyourracism:

sugoi-rudeboi:

jelizabeth41:

lyriciss:

petitfemmenoir:

THIS IS NOT NEWS

I don’t know what people expect Egyptians to be. I guess watching The 10 Commandments on ABC growing up got folks thinking they all looked like bronzed white people.

👆👆👆👆👆

BREAKING NEWS: BLACK PEOPLE ARE BLACK. THIS IS AN AMAZING DISCOVERY. BLACK PEOPLE EXISTED BEFORE WE DISCOVERED THEM AND ENSLAVED THEM AND FUCKED UP THEIR LAND. WOW.

Africans in Africa? Mind blown. 

But Hollywood movies tho

(Source: darvinasafo)